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Funeral Parlor Scented Body Oil LIMITED EDITION

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Smells like a funeral home!

Hand created and poured right here at Vampfangs! The most unique body scent you will every find! LIMITED EDITION! Designed to smell like an actual funeral parlor! This scent was created for both men and women.

After the overwhelming success of the scent "Funeral Linen," some pleased customers urged the owner of Vampfangs to release a "Funeral Parlor" scent, to which he simply said "...EWW." The difficulty that came along with perfecting such a delicate and bone-chilling fragrance seemed far too time-consuming. Till now..... 

Thus, the scent Funeral Parlor was born. We cannot tell you how we made it or why we can only sell small quantities of it. But, be advised that this is a limited edition for a good reason. There is no more and there will be no more after these bottles are gone. Poured and packaged, by hand, by Mercy Parker and the owner of Vampfangs, we bring you the one and only scent "Funeral Parlor". Simply to die for.

Immortal Scents

Vampfangs is very proud to offer our new huge line of Immortal Scents body oils. Each package is expertly mixed to order by our master craftsmen. Our body oils are far superior to regular colognes and perfumes found on the market today.

Each scent is specially formulated with the finest oils to produce an effect that lasts up to 10 times longer than traditional colognes and perfumes without making the scent overpowering! These small bottles pack a big punch!

Compare a small drop against several sprays of your favorite scent! All it takes is a small dab on the wrists or your favorite spot for all day results. Each bottle is hand filled to order and contains approx 1/4 ounce of your favorite scent.

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Does it really smell like a funeral home?:
We spent 6 months perfecting this smell. It has a hint of incense and flowers. Some people find it sad. Some people find it calming and other it just creeps them out. If you have ever been to a wake you will recognize this scent immediately!
How much do I use?:
This is a concentrated body oil! A LITTLE goes a long way. Just a tiny dab on the wrists. Or on a curtain in your room will do the trick.

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