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Funeral Parlor Scented Body Oil LIMITED EDITION

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Smells like a funeral home!

Hand created and poured right here at Vampfangs! The most unique body scent you will every find! LIMITED EDITION! Designed to smell like an actual funeral parlor! This scent was created for both men and women.

After the overwhelming success of the scent "Funeral Linen," some pleased customers urged the owner of Vampfangs to release a "Funeral Parlor" scent, to which he simply said "...EWW." The difficulty that came along with perfecting such a delicate and bone-chilling fragrance seemed far too time-consuming. Till now..... 

Thus, the scent Funeral Parlor was born. We cannot tell you how we made it or why we can only sell small quantities of it. But, be advised that this is a limited edition for a good reason. There is no more and there will be no more after these bottles are gone. Poured and packaged, by hand, by Mercy Parker and the owner of Vampfangs, we bring you the one and only scent "Funeral Parlor". Simply to die for.

Immortal Scents

Vampfangs is very proud to offer our new huge line of Immortal Scents body oils. Each package is expertly mixed to order by our master craftsmen. Our body oils are far superior to regular colognes and perfumes found on the market today.

Each scent is specially formulated with the finest oils to produce an effect that lasts up to 10 times longer than traditional colognes and perfumes without making the scent overpowering! These small bottles pack a big punch!

Compare a small drop against several sprays of your favorite scent! All it takes is a small dab on the wrists or your favorite spot for all day results. Each bottle is hand filled to order and contains approx 1/4 ounce of your favorite scent.

Other Details

Does it really smell like a funeral home?:
We spent 6 months perfecting this smell. It has a hint of incense and flowers. Some people find it sad. Some people find it calming and other it just creeps them out. If you have ever been to a wake you will recognize this scent immediately!
How much do I use?:
This is a concentrated body oil! A LITTLE goes a long way. Just a tiny dab on the wrists. Or on a curtain in your room will do the trick.

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  1. Smells amazing.

    Posted by Keya on 21st Nov 2014

    When I re-ordered a bottle of Salem Witch Shop I decided to also give this scent a try, I love it. The two scents actually smell quite similar but this one is lighter. A wonderful scent to mix in to my day.

  2. Mysterious and pleasant!

    Posted by Unknown on 8th Oct 2014

    It smells like incense, with a faint touch of wood and flowers. Lives up to its name. I wear it weekly and I will be sure to get more!

  3. Haunting

    Posted by Reginald R. on 9th Jun 2014

    I just tried Funeral Parlor and found it great. It is long lasting and reminds you of being in a funeral parlor with the smell of polished wood and the light hint of old flowers. I would recommend this for anyone who wants a special scent.

  4. Wonderful!

    Posted by Unknown on 6th Jun 2014

    the smell is fantastic and long lasting. bought it for my boyfriend and we both love it!

  5. Lovely scent

    Posted by Lyza on 2nd Jun 2014

    This is a very pretty scent, if not exactly like a funeral home. It does have a nice incense-y smell to it, and it's wonderfully mysterious.

  6. Haunting scent but pretty static

    Posted by Toyah on 25th Feb 2014

    I love this scent. It smells like incense and wood, and has a slight sweetness to it that reminds me of dying flowers - definitely feels like a funeral parlour.

    The only problem I have with this scent is that it doesn't seem to move through different notes. This may just be on my skin, and as I've already stated I love the scent, but after owning and loving the FM oil which changes constantly throughout the day, Funeral Parlor just isn't as interesting to me.


    Posted by MysticMomma on 30th Jan 2014

    I have a thing for the mysterious side of life and a random click on a wed advert you for put out there alerted me to the fact you sell scents,which I was unaware. I have actually bought a different Funeral Scent from another company and thought I adored it.... till I smelled this. This what what I was looking for. The subtle burning herbs, the old polished woods. Flowers but the dried, sexy kind. YOU HIT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN with this scent my friend!!!!! Good job. I will bu =y i

  8. amazing!!

    Posted by Unknown on 19th Jan 2014

    I was a little leery about ordering body oil over the internet but when it got here I was blown away. First off it only took 7 days. Which is rather fast and I'm in alberta. Second the amazing scent it totally smells like a funeral parlour. It's creepy, and musty, and smells of incense. I wear it every day and put it on my pillows. It's such a calming scent. I love it!!!

  9. Fantastic

    Posted by S.Lang on 2nd Jan 2014

    A cool scent, sweet and subtle.

  10. Magical

    Posted by Serena Flare on 30th Dec 2013

    This is a wonderful smelling oil, once it is put on that is. When you smell it from the bottle it smells like some perfume my grandmother once gave me. But I still put it on, and once I did that, the smell changed into the indescribable swirl of scent that is Funeral Parlor. The smell brings the image of the room where the body is prepared for the funeral to mind. The calm of the room, the peace and romance of death, all mixed into a bottle. The liquid itself is a bit lighter than what is shown in the picture for some reason though, but a wonderful scent just the same.

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