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Many years ago we posted a section on our site with some of the questions we frequently get regarding our products. Some of them were quite funny and we thought we would share them with the general public. After awhile our PR firm advised us that we shoul'd be making fun of these people and convinced us to take the section away.... BOO! So here we are... bringing them back and restoring them to the comedy genius that they are! Enjoy!
Question: Is it possible that a human being can actually turn into a vampire?
Answer: Hmmm... let me think.... does this warrant an answer? You should probably get off dad's computer before he gets
mad
Question: yea you didn't say if these fangs turn you into a real vampire. Will they?
Answer: Seek Professional Help.... don't wait... go now! Run! Quick! You only have a few moments before all your brain cells vanish and you become so stupid you won't be able to breath on your own! RUN!!!!!
Question: Do they work? Like can u draw blood with thim? (from myself! Not from others )
Answer: You wanna bite yourself? hmmmmmm..
Question: What happens if you bite your tongue????
Answer: Well.... it's gonna hurt....
Question: Can the fangs pull your teeth out?
Answer: ( this on is a visual ) The manager stares at the screen....
....still staring in silence
....again silence... not a move..
A small smirk appears on his face.... he waits for the inevitable......
BAAAHH HHAAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!! Oh yeah.. this one is CHOICE! Swear you people send these in purely for my enjoyment I think the bubblegum pulled your brain out! NO the fangs won't pull your teeth out ( I can't believe I answered that! )
Question: Can I superglue the fangs in to make sure they don't fall out?
Answer: Please hold a minute while I wipe the tears of LAUGHTER from my eyes!!!
I can't believe that there is someone out there willing to SUPERGLUE something to there head! LOL
( ok, composing myself.... breath... breath... )
Please don't ever superglue anything to your body.... ever
( snicker ....., snicker,...... )HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Question: I have no teeth, can I still wear the fangs?
Answer: LOL!!!!!!! Where? on your nose? Are you related to the superglue guy? If you have dentures, consult with your dentist before trying to mold our products to your dentures!
Question: I mailed my check on Monday. Today is Thursday where are my fangs?!!!
Answer: We are so sorry. The post office forgot to use the Star Trek Beaming device to instantaneously get your money to us! We are sorry but you will have to at least wait till the Post Office delivers the check. I will personally update the photon plasmic condensor transporter unit so we can beam the fangs directly into your mouth.
Hmmmmmm...Your an IDIOT!
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