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  Funeral Parlor Body Oil LIMITED EDITION
  Funeral Parlor
 
Hand created and poured right here at Vampfangs! The most unique body scent you will every find! LIMITED EDITION!
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Funeral ParlorAfter the overwhelming success of the scent "Funeral Linen," some pleased customers urged the owner of Vampfangs to release a "Funeral Parlor" scent, to which he simply said "...EW." The difficulty that came along with perfecting such a delicate and bone-chilling fragrance seemed far too time-consuming. Utill now.....

Thus, the scent Funeral Parlor was born. We cannot tell you how we made it or why we can only sell 50 small bottles of it. But, be advised that this is a limited edition for a good reason. There is no more and there will be no more after these bottles are gone. Poured and packaged, by hand, by Mercy Parker and the owner of Vampfangs, we bring you the one and only scent "Funeral Parlor". Simply to die for.
 

Average Customer Review: Based on 26 Reviews. Write a review.

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Perfection in funeral parlor form. October 16, 2009
Reviewer: Rae.  
I must say, I ordered this body oil hoping for the best, and I got the best. After spending a few days watching out my window, waiting for the mail to arrive, I was very surprised to find that the body oil arrived so quickly. I immediately tore open the package, to find the tiny little beautiful coffin box. I wasn't surprised to find that the bottle was on the small side, about the size of a nail polish bottle, but it being body OIL it will indeed last for a long time. I lightly dabbed some on my skin, and then sniffed my arm for about ten minutes. The smell is absolutely gorgeous. It smells like a mixture of different incense, and perfume.. Maybe some tears, who knows. All I know is that I am absolutely in love with Funeral Parlor body oil, Thanks to you guys at Vampfangs.

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PERFECT!! October 14, 2009
Reviewer: ForensicGothling from Somerset, KY United States  
Just got this the other day and Im in LOVE!!!! XD It most DEFFNATLY smells like a funeral parlor!its very nastalogic and has a very somber smell. The bottle its different than in the picture but i still love it! OH! it also came in this addorable golden satchet lovein! will deffenatly buy again but i dont think ill need to for QUITE a long time! and one last thing, it dose smell different in the bottle than on you

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funeral parlor scent August 25, 2009
Reviewer: fierysuccubus from Independence, MO United States  
The scent of funeral parlor reminds me of a local headshop we have around here.  Upon entering the establishment, to describe it, is a smack in the face with incense.  I like how strong the oil is, and find myself wafting in the fragrance from my wrists.  My s/o finds the smell intoxicating.

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Funeral Sent May 31, 2009
Reviewer: Miss Hearse Driver from Gibsonton, FL United States  
I LOVE IT!!! Its strong so you only have to take some off the top of the bottle, which means it will most likely last you years! i wear it all the time, but my friends and boy friend think its weird. I dont care :D I DRIVE A HEARSE AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE THE REAL THING XD

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FP May 4, 2009
Reviewer: Rebecca Partridge from North Augusta, SC United States  
I wasn't sure what to expect with this, but I must say that it's a very interesting scent. Can't wait to actually wear it out.

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