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  Funeral Parlor Body Oil LIMITED EDITION
  Funeral Parlor
 

 
 
 
 
 
 


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Funeral ParlorAfter the overwhelming success of the scent "Funeral Linen," some pleased customers urged the owner of Vampfangs to release a "Funeral Parlor" scent, to which he simply said "...EW." The difficulty that came along with perfecting such a delicate and bone-chilling fragrance seemed far too time-consuming. Utill now.....

Thus, the scent Funeral Parlor was born. We cannot tell you how we made it or why we can only sell 50 small bottles of it. But, be advised that this is a limited edition for a good reason. There is no more and there will be no more after these bottles are gone. Poured and packaged, by hand, by Mercy Parker and the owner of Vampfangs, we bring you the one and only scent "Funeral Parlor". Simply to die for.
 

Average Customer Review: Based on 7 Reviews. Write a review.

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Wonderful~! June 18, 2008
Reviewer: Anonymous person from Green Bay, WI United States  
When I first got it, I was so excited!  Inside the bottle, it didn't smell much like a funeral parlor, but when I actually put in on my skin... well, just WOW~!  It has a faint incense smell that is super addictive!

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AMAZING!!! May 19, 2008
Reviewer: Krystina Patterson from Michigan  
This oil smells incredible!! I was so excited to receive my bottle! I promptly brought it to work to share the scent with my co-workers (I work in a retirement home, BTW). Many of them were shocked that they enjoyed the smell. The scent definitely reminds me of a funeral. I LOVE IT!! The packaging was excellent, too!

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  4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
 
Its very unique April 4, 2008
Reviewer: Gregory from Indianapolis, IN United States  
This oils scent is not unpleasant at all. When you take a whiff of the smell it makes you feel that solemn nostalgia you get at any loved ones funeral. What more can I say it really does smell like a funeral parlor. I bought one because this item is unique in an odd way. There are only 50 of its kind so I figured what the heck I would love to have this scented oil in my collection of oddities.

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  2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
 
Decadent February 11, 2008
Reviewer: Rei Yagami from Pawtucket, RI United States  
It smells exatcly like any funeral parlor you've ever been to. The scent is musky, heavy with notes of floral arrangements and the mix of the female mourners perfumes. It's incredible!

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  1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
 
Just ordered February 8, 2008
Reviewer: Seth Taylor from Ocean Shores, WA United States  
from what i have read this is going to be awesome, i don't know why i ordered it, i saw it and said i must have it lol, but now im waiting in anticipation, i know ill love it.

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