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Eli Wretch was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker’s son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who won’t be back.

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Name of Deceased: Eli Wretch

Date of Death: 11/9/73

Favorite Color: Gunmetal grey

Kills Time by: Playing road-kill bingo

Favorite Snack: Squirrel jerky

Favorite Scent: Truck stop bathrooms

Road Map: Spent his days wedged on a dusty dashboard viewing the world through a muddy windshield.

As a child, your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. Now you're older and your toys are long forgotten...but they never forget! These plush teddy bears were once soft and cuddly, but are now dead and bloody and have returned from their graves to exact a bloody revenge! Stands 12-inches tall.
 
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